American Scrap Metal is a scrap metal recycling company based in Fort Worth, Texas.
www.americanscrapmetal.com
A great man once said:
America, fuck yeah!
That is the kind of great yankee spirit that goes into an endeavour like Americans Crap Metal. Only a true doodle dandy would deliberately swallow a case of brass handles, for the patriotic honor of straining blue-faced over the potty for five hours. Americans crap metal, wooh yeah!
The site shows an impressive range of metals previously crapped by gung-ho star-spangled banner-botherers. These include, um, a cog thing, nuts and bolts, copper wire, mesh stuff... basically loads of crazy metal, OK?
Not only does Americans Crap Metal promote this great pastime, it will even subsidise your efforts:
We will inspect your material on site and quote you a price.
Woo-hoo Susie May, come on over here with those paperclips! I'm a gonna poop me some pennies!
SCREENSHOT
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