Slurls

[Chief Slurler]

This is the First United Methodist Church in Cumming, Georgia.

www.cummingfirst.com

Misfiring visitors won't find a cure for their over-excitement, but will find useful topics to help bring them off the boil: bible studies, prayer lists, and feeding the homeless.

If you can reach a computer before the point of no return it's not a bad place to go. But if there's a computer that close by, you were probably not having sex with another person.

SCREENSHOT

[Chief Slurler]

It is with great sadness that I declare cummingfirst.com an ex-Slurl.

They are now at... wait for it... http://www.cfumcga.com/

At the expense of having a completely forgettable acronym URL, they have left Slurldom forever. They have even sandwiched "Georgia" into their name to completely avoid the "Cumming First" trap.

Cum back, Cumming First United Methodist Church.

www.cummingfirst.com now has a gay political statement, or something. It's hard to tell.

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There is a little ray of light from Cumming, Georgia though...

http://www.cumminghome.com/ - nearly a Slurl... oh so near...

www.firstbaptistcumming.org - now that's the real deal! Consider yourself Slurled!