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Postby Chief Slurler » February 23rd, 2006, 9:42 pm

Pens Dipped In Chocolate

Pen Island, the best place to get custom made pens on the internet.

www.penisland.net

Probably the best known Slurl that never was.

So, what's wrong with it? Well, it's deliberate. Here's the evidence:

Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you.


Even a black pen? Golly, wouldn't that be exotic? And a pen that squirts ink is very useful.

Just tell us a little bit about the size, color, texture, and taste of the pen you’re looking for, and we’ll see what can do. You’ll be surprised at what’s available.


As far as I know texture and taste aren't normally selling points for pens.

Still not convinced?

Don't be ashamed if all you want is a normal skinny white pen, they get the job done and they are infact our biggest seller! ...We've done it all. Wrapped in leather, little pink bows, we've even done pens dipped in chocolate!


I rest my case.

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Re: penisland.net

Postby Chief Slurler » June 9th, 2010, 1:22 pm

I've come across some fantastic Pen Island illustrations by Ellis Nadler:

http://ellisnadler.blogspot.com/2010/06/slurls.html

Here's one of them:

Image

Now available as greetings cards, posters etc!

http://www.redbubble.com/products/configure/20292237
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Re: penisland.net

Postby Chief Slurler » June 9th, 2010, 1:23 pm

And yet more Pen Island news!

I discovered just today that there really is a place called Pen Island. It's uninhabited and sadly doesn't have it's own website.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Pen_Island
http://www.bsc-eoc.org/iba/site.jsp?siteID=ON143

Popular with birds, they say.
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