Therapist Finder is a directory of nearly 8,000 licensed mental health professionals in California.
www.therapistfinder.com
When you absotively, posilutely must have a rapist, and nothing else will do: The Rapist Finder - find the sex offender who's perfect for you. Call now on 1-800-RAPIST.
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"Thank you for calling The Rapist Finder, my name is Laura. How can I help you today?"
"I need a rapist for tomorrow evening, do you have anyone available?"
"I'll just check for you sir... yes, we do. What kind of occasion are you planning?"
"We're having a dinner party and the Friedmans are coming over. They have fascinating dinner guests so we want someone really interesting at ours."
"Alright sir. We have a very witty sodomite who's free tomorrow, or a park flasher if you want a more demure guest. We are also running a promotion at the moment: book a public masturbator any time this month and get a Catholic priest at half price."
Now that's good service.
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